Meet the People Behind the Tires
The highly qualified professionals keeping Joe’s All Tire—and occasionally the coffee machine—running.
Wheel & Tire Operations
Senior Rolling Asset Installation Specialist:
Joe Saunders
Installs round things onto other round things.
Brake Systems Division
Executive Director of Deceleration Operations:
Joe Saunders
Responsible for making sure stopping remains an option.
Customer Relations Department
Senior Vehicle Concern Resolution Specialist:
Joe Saunders
Answers the phone, occasionally talks to himself / Listens to what your car is doing and tries to figure out why.
Tire Repair Division
Puncture Remediation & Air Retention Specialist:
Joe Saunders
Professional hole finder and hole fixer.
Parts & Inventory
Director of Rolling Stock Acquisition:
Joe Saunders
Finds the tires. Orders the tires. Moves the tires. Wonders where the tires went.
Technical Services
Chief Automotive Problem Solver:
Joe Saunders
If it shouldn’t be doing that, Joe investigates.
Facilities & Environmental Services
Senior Shop Cleanliness Engineer:
Joe Saunders
Sweeps floors, empties garbage and occasionally discovers a screwdriver that disappeared three weeks ago.
Grounds & Exterior Operations
Director of Vegetation Management:
Joe Saunders
Keeps the grass from becoming taller than the tires.
Winter Surface Operations
Senior Frozen Precipitation Removal Specialist:
Joe Saunders
Turns Minnesota snowstorms into parking lots.
Information Technology
Chief Digital Automotive Infrastructure Officer:
Joe Saunders
Fixes computers, printers, Wi-Fi and anything else that mysteriously stops working.
The People Who Keep Everything Rolling
Employee Wellness Division
Chief Caffeine Acquisition Officer:
Joe Saunders
Responsible for maintaining acceptable levels of coffee throughout the organization.
Communications Department
Director of Incoming Customer Interaction:
Joe Saunders
Answers the phone. Texts friends and family when boss isn’t around.
Financial Services
Chief Revenue & Expense Reconciliation Officer:
Joe Saunders
Puts money in. Watches money go out. Wonders where it went.
Logistics Division
Senior Tire Transportation & Deployment Specialist:
Joe Saunders
Moves tires from Point A to Point B. Sometimes Point C.
Research & Development
Director of Unusual Noise Investigation:
Joe Saunders
“What’s that noise?” is not a question. It’s a challenge.
Executive Problem Resolution
Chief Executive Problem Solver:
Joe Saunders
Has no one to delegate problems to.
Human Resources
Director of Human Resources
Currently conducting an extensive search for additional humans.
